Never Run When The Ground's Wet

It was my worst day ever today. I was waiting for the bus with 2 of my friends to grab some lunch at town. Being smart asses we are , we went to the next bus stop to wait for the bus so we don't need to struggle with everyone trying to get in the bus later. The bus came and we lifted our hands to signal to the bus driver , but to our dismay he just drive pass through us.

I think the driver was a racist fat fuck. He was a chubby driver whose wearing specs (kinda reminds me of me?) He just drive past through us how could he not see us?!?!? Me and my friends made a joke about it cause we have ''mata sepet'' as being Asian as we are we have tiny eyes. That means a nono on the bus for us.

We ran back all the way to the college stop and suddenly I step on a muddy area and slip with a superman flying pose. Sorta like this.

Guess what happen? I scratch my phone as I was holding it on my hand. I scratch my hand and my legs. My jeans was muddy as well as my hoodie/sweater. I was whining like a little crying pussy in the bus cause my damn baby(phone) was scratch. Why did I get my phone out you asked? I was gonna bluetooth some songs. My jeans was not scratched but my legs were. After grabbing some lunch and getting some shopping done , I was in the bus heading home and this girl sat on my frigging legs as in the sides of my legs and boy did that hurt for like 2seconds. Sorta like getting pinch.

Although it was hell bad(my day) it was still fun cause it was something worth laughing about. Like the saying ''All's Well , End's Well''