I could just die in embarrassment

I haven't felt so embarrassed in such a long time.. Until last night, that is.

I was at Chem tuition. The Chem tuition was a really huge class, btw. There were lots of students from various schools in the tuition class.

Eunice and I went to the toilet during the five minutes break and normally, the toilet lights would be already switched on but they weren't last night. So, I instinctly switched on every switch there were.

I went first so when I was done, I had to wait outside while Eunice took her turn. While I was waiting, I suddenly had the thought of like, 'scaring' her. Unaware, I also switched off all the switches and only left the toilet lights on. There were stickers labelling the switches, fyi.

However, what I didn't know was that one of the switches was sort of connected to one of the lights in our class. The tuition teacher abruptly came out and very loudly pinpointed at me. Flustered, I quickly went back into the class.

The class immediately fell silent the moment I stepped into class and it seriously felt like all eyes were on me. I swiftly took my seat and sunk deep down into my chair. The teacher was saying something but I don't know, I was too 'engrossed' in my embarrassment that I didn't really heard what the tuition teacher was saying.

When it finally hit me that she was asking me to switch the light back on (because she didn't know which switch was connected to the light in the class either), I was UTTERLY EMBARRASSED. I had to very relunctantly get up and went for the switches again...while every single person in the class watched me.

I seriously wished that I could dig a hole and hide my head in there for the rest of my life.

On the way to church today,

mum nagged the whole way.
She used the time walking to the church door pretty well too. She just nagged until the door opened wtf.

Sometimes, sometimes, I just can't stand her.

I Like To Music

Anyways , who could have though the worst happened in the bus ~_~''. I was too caught up with my music after hearing the beats and stuffs I start to shake my head and tap the floor and stuff in my subconscious. I only knew when I got off the bus with my friend and he said to me : ''Wow that must be some really good song your hearing until you shake your head , you gotta give it to me.'' Damn them they didn't bother to notify me in the bus but until we got off the bus.

Okay...that was bad and I said well its only the first time right? My other friend replied : ''No , you do it everytime that earphone is plugged into your ears''

F Major ..!..(o.o'') allright. Never realize that I did those stupid tapping and stuffs. Now I know why people got these weird stares sometime @_@'''. Fuck my life.

Strong and weak alloy

I knocked somebody's car today. There were cars on all sides (note that I was in the middle of the road as well, wtf) and it's either I move front or reverse and knock somebody else, it's all the same.

I wasn't even aware that it was rather serious until my cousin who is sitting at the passenger seat told me. I pulled over at the side of the road to realize that my entire backseat car door dented. And what about the guy I knocked? A fragment of his bumper's paint got scratched.

FML. I have to pay for HIS car and MINE.

Take A Piss Properly

As a boy , yes I gotta stand while taking a piss or so-call having a man's private time. Apparently while savouring every moment I was taking that mere piss , the button from my pants came off cause the thread was fucked up and I bent down to grab it while I was still taking a piss.

Yes , I'm cover in my own piss. That sucks. I sure have learnt my lesson to always aim properly.

*PS. It was a good thing that I din't piss on my head*

Blood isn't thicker than stainless steel

This isn't actually an embarrassing moment, not the worst either. But a bad moment the same.
Once I was in the kitchen and so was my mum, I don't remember what happened but the AMC rice pot fell onto my pinky toe.

And what did my mum did?
She yelled, "MY RICE POT!!!".

FML.

Luckiest Day Or?

This has gotta be my luckiest day I guess , So far. Anyways getting back to the point , I finally decided to leave my room once in awhile to study in the library today as were off from school for 2 days. Unfortunately , I left my phone in the bus.

Yes you heard me the frigging bus took my phone. I was in a panic moment like someone whose having explosive diarrhea. I was calling my phone non-stop. Luckily , a gal pick up (my phone obviously) and said she found my phone and would like to meet me at the bus HQ so she could pass me back the phone.

And yes she did come. She was a cute gal and guess what? I got lectured ~_~ by both her and the person working at the bus HQ. Thank God she gave me back my phone. If its Malaysia....I don't think I ever got the hope of founding my phone in one piece again. More like in little tiny pieces or in the 2nd hand phone shops.

Compilation #1

Well this post is just for a mix stuff of what has happen this week. As usual the worst moments of my life. Anyways one more thing I want to state is that this blog (its post) is made up by various individuals therefore its adviced to read the bottom of each post to see whose the poster.

Here Goes :
1. Banged my head three times in the bus while I was asleep. I think it was loud enough to have some passengers staring at me for having such a hard head.
2. Lost one of my ear bud piece. You know what it feels like hearing people talking in the bus with one ear while the other is the music.
3. Phone hanged continuously for 8times in a row under 10minutes. Fuck made in China products.
4. Wasted too much cash due to my recklessness spending.
5. The cat in my house almost killed me due to its sharp claws on my neck. I can feel it going in my skin and luckily it didn't punctured through my neck.
6. My Windows Got Virus.
7. Saw some guy using the same colour+stripes sweater/hoodie as me. That feel so damn gay.
8. Forgot to saved the music I composed and now its lost.

Mom ? No mom ?

When I was still small , In primary school I would say .

Me & My mum went to the nearby supermarket to buy grocery and stuff like that . So , both of us went into the Supermarket . When we're about to done getting our groceries , mum realise she did not bring any money with her . Since our house was oh-so-near , Mum asked me to go back home and bring some money back . So .. I went home and took some money then start to walk back to the supermarket again . While I was walking back to the supermarket , I saw my mum walking back towards me holding an icecream . I shouted ' Eee maah , I want Ice Cream too ' and start to shout more . As I look at her more closely , I realise she's not even my Mum and She's looking at me confused holding her icecream . Im embarassed much ! though Im still a small kid okay .

So , I walk away .. and pretend Im not talking to her .

Never Run When The Ground's Wet

It was my worst day ever today. I was waiting for the bus with 2 of my friends to grab some lunch at town. Being smart asses we are , we went to the next bus stop to wait for the bus so we don't need to struggle with everyone trying to get in the bus later. The bus came and we lifted our hands to signal to the bus driver , but to our dismay he just drive pass through us.

I think the driver was a racist fat fuck. He was a chubby driver whose wearing specs (kinda reminds me of me?) He just drive past through us how could he not see us?!?!? Me and my friends made a joke about it cause we have ''mata sepet'' as being Asian as we are we have tiny eyes. That means a nono on the bus for us.

We ran back all the way to the college stop and suddenly I step on a muddy area and slip with a superman flying pose. Sorta like this.

Guess what happen? I scratch my phone as I was holding it on my hand. I scratch my hand and my legs. My jeans was muddy as well as my hoodie/sweater. I was whining like a little crying pussy in the bus cause my damn baby(phone) was scratch. Why did I get my phone out you asked? I was gonna bluetooth some songs. My jeans was not scratched but my legs were. After grabbing some lunch and getting some shopping done , I was in the bus heading home and this girl sat on my frigging legs as in the sides of my legs and boy did that hurt for like 2seconds. Sorta like getting pinch.

Although it was hell bad(my day) it was still fun cause it was something worth laughing about. Like the saying ''All's Well , End's Well''

New Philosophical View

Well sadly this is a sad post. Im sure this happens to everyone regardless of skin colour , poop colour , different ways of eating food but this philosophical view is not founded by anyone or from anywhere. Its just a damn statement allright dont take it seriously

Its known as ''Hi-Bye'' method. Sorta learn this from my boss so its really good to share I reckon. How many of you out there have many close friends? I meant as in really close ones not the ''Hi-Bye'' ones. What it means by ''Hi-Bye'' is that you just know someone for like 5seconds and you got his facebook and msn and stuff but you guys never hung out or such. So even if they're in your facebook/msn after some years u'll forget each other. Thats the so call ''Hi-Bye'' method.

It does sound depressing but try to think back out of all those 100primary school friends , how many are still hunging out and keeping in contact with you? I would say maybe about 5-10. Time drifts everyone away. Everyone have their own life and possibly work or kids in the future.

I meant I'm not trying to sound immature or anything but , thinking back , I think we should just try to enjoy every moment we can with our circle of friends now before they shrink in time. Even though some friends are split apart , just try to get sometime to have a meeting or outing and I'm sure those old feelings will come back. It is hard to change oneself I guess so there should be no problem. Seeing as how my life goes , I do indeed have some ''Hi-Bye'' friends who I considered my closest friends possible. Nevertheless its life.

Gotta love this quote (gotten from Sam) : '' If it is good , it is wonderful. If it is bad , it is experience.''

Cars May Look The Same But...

This happened when I was around 13years old or something. Life has been hard due to the never ending homework and tutorial/tuition and stuff like that. I got kinda pissed off one day and I forgot what the reason was and was happy that tuition ended and I can finally head home. Went downstairs and saw a car (Toyota - Altis) which well is the same model as mine. I didn't look at the plate number and didn't even bother to look in the car cause I just wanna go back.

Apparently , I tried to open the door but it wont budge. So I kept budging the door and it finally opened (thinking it was my Mom who locked the door) I actually went and sit in the damn car. The first thing I realize is the interior of the car was different and the guy whose obviously the driver was staring at me like he needs to take a shit real bad. I was like Oh shit wrong car. Damn that was the first time I get into a strangers car and actually sit in it. How awkward is that?

Hey, nice hair?

(Some time ago...)
I thought I knew her. I thought it was HER.
So I was sitting behind her, it was sports practice, I began tugging on her ponytail. It was soft, the sunlight reflected off them, her hair shining in light. That's something worth to be envious about - nice hair.

As I tugged for a few seconds, she turned around.


A complete fucking stranger.


Bury me, PLEASE.

See Before You Wave

Allright today in the library theres this girl whose kind to everyone and shes in my class and sometimes she waves at me as a sign of saying hello. And apparently I was caught up with my music and saw her wave at my direction and well I waved back only to realize she was waving to the person behind me. Ok that was hell embarassing and some of my classmates saw it. So what do I do? Music time just to forget my stupid wave.

Opening

All right after reading alot of stuffs online. I got a great idea for making this blog into a sorta like sharing your most embarrassing moments or worst moments of your life. I'm sure that by using this kind of method or strategy in blogging , we can pull along alot of readers as well as making this blog into more of a community one.

Another thing is to note that this blog is written by multiple bloggers therefore it is important to see bottom of the post to check whose the one who posted it. Comments are always welcomed.