I could just die in embarrassment

I haven't felt so embarrassed in such a long time.. Until last night, that is.

I was at Chem tuition. The Chem tuition was a really huge class, btw. There were lots of students from various schools in the tuition class.

Eunice and I went to the toilet during the five minutes break and normally, the toilet lights would be already switched on but they weren't last night. So, I instinctly switched on every switch there were.

I went first so when I was done, I had to wait outside while Eunice took her turn. While I was waiting, I suddenly had the thought of like, 'scaring' her. Unaware, I also switched off all the switches and only left the toilet lights on. There were stickers labelling the switches, fyi.

However, what I didn't know was that one of the switches was sort of connected to one of the lights in our class. The tuition teacher abruptly came out and very loudly pinpointed at me. Flustered, I quickly went back into the class.

The class immediately fell silent the moment I stepped into class and it seriously felt like all eyes were on me. I swiftly took my seat and sunk deep down into my chair. The teacher was saying something but I don't know, I was too 'engrossed' in my embarrassment that I didn't really heard what the tuition teacher was saying.

When it finally hit me that she was asking me to switch the light back on (because she didn't know which switch was connected to the light in the class either), I was UTTERLY EMBARRASSED. I had to very relunctantly get up and went for the switches again...while every single person in the class watched me.

I seriously wished that I could dig a hole and hide my head in there for the rest of my life.

On the way to church today,

mum nagged the whole way.
She used the time walking to the church door pretty well too. She just nagged until the door opened wtf.

Sometimes, sometimes, I just can't stand her.

I Like To Music

Anyways , who could have though the worst happened in the bus ~_~''. I was too caught up with my music after hearing the beats and stuffs I start to shake my head and tap the floor and stuff in my subconscious. I only knew when I got off the bus with my friend and he said to me : ''Wow that must be some really good song your hearing until you shake your head , you gotta give it to me.'' Damn them they didn't bother to notify me in the bus but until we got off the bus.

Okay...that was bad and I said well its only the first time right? My other friend replied : ''No , you do it everytime that earphone is plugged into your ears''

F Major ..!..(o.o'') allright. Never realize that I did those stupid tapping and stuffs. Now I know why people got these weird stares sometime @_@'''. Fuck my life.

Strong and weak alloy

I knocked somebody's car today. There were cars on all sides (note that I was in the middle of the road as well, wtf) and it's either I move front or reverse and knock somebody else, it's all the same.

I wasn't even aware that it was rather serious until my cousin who is sitting at the passenger seat told me. I pulled over at the side of the road to realize that my entire backseat car door dented. And what about the guy I knocked? A fragment of his bumper's paint got scratched.

FML. I have to pay for HIS car and MINE.

Take A Piss Properly

As a boy , yes I gotta stand while taking a piss or so-call having a man's private time. Apparently while savouring every moment I was taking that mere piss , the button from my pants came off cause the thread was fucked up and I bent down to grab it while I was still taking a piss.

Yes , I'm cover in my own piss. That sucks. I sure have learnt my lesson to always aim properly.

*PS. It was a good thing that I din't piss on my head*

Blood isn't thicker than stainless steel

This isn't actually an embarrassing moment, not the worst either. But a bad moment the same.
Once I was in the kitchen and so was my mum, I don't remember what happened but the AMC rice pot fell onto my pinky toe.

And what did my mum did?
She yelled, "MY RICE POT!!!".

FML.

Luckiest Day Or?

This has gotta be my luckiest day I guess , So far. Anyways getting back to the point , I finally decided to leave my room once in awhile to study in the library today as were off from school for 2 days. Unfortunately , I left my phone in the bus.

Yes you heard me the frigging bus took my phone. I was in a panic moment like someone whose having explosive diarrhea. I was calling my phone non-stop. Luckily , a gal pick up (my phone obviously) and said she found my phone and would like to meet me at the bus HQ so she could pass me back the phone.

And yes she did come. She was a cute gal and guess what? I got lectured ~_~ by both her and the person working at the bus HQ. Thank God she gave me back my phone. If its Malaysia....I don't think I ever got the hope of founding my phone in one piece again. More like in little tiny pieces or in the 2nd hand phone shops.